April 2004 Reviews

"Red Assed Lap Dancing Volume 20" follows the standard recipe that we expect from Red Hot Video. One at a time, three models or strippers are taken over a mysterious spankers lap and given the spanking of their lives. The first victim is Kristin, a young looking blonde with pale skin. She does some modeling initially and is then taken over the spanker's lap for a hand spanking. It begins over her silver shorts, but she is soon being spanked completely nude. Her bottom develops some amazing bruises early on and the bruising continues till at the end her ass is covered with them. Throughout the spanking Kristin is constantly begging the man to stop, but her cries fall on deaf ears. A female witness is also present on the other side of the motel door listening in throughout the session and apparently enjoying it.

The second woman in line for a spanking is Nina. She does some modeling to start with and is talked into showing us her oral talents with a banana before being taken OTK. A thong is the only protection afforded her bottom for the first three or four minutes, but once they come down she has to make it through another twelve minutes of non-stop ass beating. Nina doesn't say much in the way of dialogue during the punishment but instead whimpers and cries out for most of it with tears running down her face towards the end.

The last woman featured is Ivy. In the past, the third woman was usually a sub par performance when compared with the other two women on the video. Not this time. Ivy has a smoking stripper type body and takes what might be the best spanking of the video. Her entire spanking is on the bare bottom and she probably works part time as a sailor the way the profanities and threats spew out of her mouth. Although it is a fantastic hand spanking scene, the thing that really pushed my buttons during this scene was the woman listening outside the motel room. The woman outside has a very prim and proper look and obviously enjoys what she is hearing. She is very animated and has some cute expressions while listening with her ear to the door or peaking through the window. Another thing that made the scene more erotic is when Ivy is forced to go down on the Red Hot man during a break in the spanking action. The oral sex isn't shown graphically but is shot in a way so that you know exactly what is happening even though you don't get to see the actual process. If crying makes a video for you, Ivy oblidges and there are several good shots of her with mascara running down her cheeks.

When it comes to women disciplining misbehaving men, Hot Spankings produces some of the best videos. "Belinda Clark, Disciplinarian" is a great example of this. It is a domestic discipline type of video in which Belinda comes home to find that her stay at home boyfriend, Kevin, has been goofing off instead of taking care of the housework. In addition to being able to give some hellishly hard spankings, Belinda also has a talent for lecturing and scolding second to none.

As the video begins we find Kevin and Belinda in the kitchen. Belinda has Kevin bend over the sink and begins spanking him by hand over his pants. As the punishment proceeds Kevin looses his clothes and Belinda beats him with a variety of implements including a strap, paddle, and wooden spoon. During the intense spanking Belinda continues to lecture Kevin. After the kitchen seen, the action moves to the bedroom. Here the strapping continues and Kevin also gets a couple of hundred nasty strokes with the cane. The scene ends with Kevin kissing and licking Belinda's thong clad bottom. A short outtake is included at the end of the video where Belinda breaks a paddle on Kevin.

"Maid to Serve" is a victorian era video that begins with Eve Harper sitting on her butler playing the piano. The butler isn't performing his duties up to Miss Harper's expectations so she has him remove his pants and underwear and spanks him by hand. After the hand spanking is done, the maid played by Nina Birch enters the room with afternoon tea. The maid is then made to watch as Eve continues to scold and beat the half nude butler with a strap and riding crop. Miss Marchmont does a great job and portraying the butler's obvious humiliation at being disciplined by a woman while another woman watches.

After Eve is done with the butler she decides that she would enjoy some tea. Unfortunately for Nina Birch, the tea has gotten cold during the butler's spanking. Nina is stripped down to her undergarmets and the butler is made to strip nude and put on her maid's uniform. As the butler watches, Nina is given the same punishment that he had just received. Again, there is a lot of lecturing by Eve and she gives good solid strokes.

"Maid to Serve" is the first streaming video that I have reviewed on the site. After some of my other experiences with internet video, I was leary about trying the Miss Marchmont Movie Theater. Luckily the site worked like a charm and the streaming video quality was very good and worked without problem. I would prefer to be able to download the video, but being able to stream the video ten times at lower resolution or five times at high resolution for the price they charge is fair. From what I have heard, Miss Marchmont will be offering a download option in the near future for those who those like myself who prefer it to streaming video. I am not sure what the quality of the video is when viewed with a dial-up connection. I watched it on a Pentium 4 machine with a DSL broadband connection.