May 2003 Reviews

"Kelly and Jane Discover the Cane" is one of the early releases from Moonglow. It features Jane, a brunette, and Kelly, a blonde, as employees of erotic spanking writer Bob Coleman. The video begins with Jane transcribing a spanking story between cuts of a caning sequence that occurs later in the film. A short dialogue sequence between Kelly and Jane follows before Kelly is sent upstairs to undress and await her punishment from Mr. Coleman. An average hand spanking and leather strapping then follows on her bare bottom. Jane then comes upstairs for the same treatment.

In the next segment the cane makes its first appearance. Kelly is bent over the bed for four strokes on her panties and two on the bare while Jane takes six harder strokes all on the bare. Some more dialogue follows before the women are brought back upstairs and placed over the end of a bed for twelve good strokes of the cane. Each of the women's first six strokes are shown from behind and the following six are shown from the face view with their bottoms being visible in a mirror. It is a very nice camera angle in my opinion.

If you enjoyed "Punishing Jennifer 1", then I have great news for you. Part two is even better. In it you will see some of the hardest paddling that has been put out to date. All of the discipline is handled by Mr. M with Lady D watching in a couple of instances. The star of the video is Jennifer, a cute young woman who can take some serious spanking.

Scene 1: A school type scenario in which Jennifer takes 18 good whacks with a large wooden paddle. Jennifer keeps her jeans on throughout the spanking and is put in a couple of bending over positions, which differ from each other only in where she places her hands. This is one of the closest things that I have seen to what a real school spanking was really like. After the spanking is over Jennifer lowers her jeans and panties so that we can survey the work.

Scene 2: Another school type scenario in which the strap and a couple of small paddles play a big role. The scene kicks off with Jennifer standing facing a wall with her skirt up and panties down while Lady D lectures her. Lady D then leaves and Mr. M has Jennifer kneel on a chair with her butt presented high in the air. He then proceeds to give her 48 or so very hard swats with a large leather strap. The next two punishments are in the OTK position. A small wooden paddle is first used until it ends up breaking. Mr. M then switches over to a larger hairbrush sized paddle to finish her up. The spanking is very hard with both implements and Jennifer's butt turns a nasty shade of purple early on. After the spanking is over with some corner time is shown.

Scene 3: And we come to another bad schoolgirl being disciplined. This time the implement of choice is authentic school paddle. The scene begins with Lady D bringing Jennifer in to see Mr. M for cheating. Of course there is only one punishment fit for a cheater, the paddle. To start with Jennifer is bent over the desk and given ten licks on her skirt. The skirt is then pulled up and she gets six more on her white cotton panties. The grand finale is a final 20 licks on the bare bottom. Lady D watches the whole authentic scene from start to finish.

Scene 4: The last scene of the video is also the longest, clocking in at 36 minutes. During this time a total of ten different leather and wooden implements are used on Jennifer. There is so much spanking going on in this scene that I am not going to go into great detail. There are a couple of exceptional areas that I will mention though. The first is a great position combined with some really nice strapping. In this part of the scene Jennifer is placed kneeling in a chair with her hands placed flat on the floor, a very erotic position. The second is a series of three licks given with a school type paddle right before the grand finale. Even though it is only three strokes, they are incredibly hard. The grand finale is a dose of 10 to 30 swats with each of the ten implements with Jennifer in a bent over position. This is great action and I think took Jennifer almost to the breaking point. The scene ends with Jennifer taking ten very hard licks from the school paddle.

I was originally going to do a review of a Far East video that I have had for a while but I just got a new order from them yesterday. The "Vicci" video was one of them that I ordered and I enjoyed it so much that I decided to review it first. This video stars a very young looking red head named Vicci. She has a very nice body, cute face, and a sweet little southern accent. Far East's resident spanker, Joseph Lewis, appears as the disciplinarian and porn star. The video begins with the normal interview where the actress talks about spanking, sex, and world politics. Well, maybe just the first two. She is then draped across Joe's knees for a hand spanking. After just a couple of swats Vicci's very white butt is painted red. Before long Joe has her strip naked and we get a really good view of her great body. The hand spanking continues on and it appears as though Vicci has a pretty low pain tolerance. She sticks it out though and what results is a nice disciplinary sequence.

After the spanking is done it is time for the hard core sex sequence of the video. I have seen a lot of vanilla porn videos in my day, and few if any of them were as erotic as this one. The action begins with Vicci going down on Joe. He then returns the favor before taking her in a variety of positions including missionary and doggy style. Joe then changes targets for an awesome anal scene. It is apparent that Vicci hasn't done much of this activity from the amount of moaning and grunting that she does early on. Joe has her in the diaper position while he lubes up and begins the insertion. The camera imediately cuts to her on her stomach though, which leads me to believe that they had problems with her taking it in this position. After the anal scene the condom comes off and Vicci orally pleasures Joe again including some deep throating action and the "69" position. The sex sequence portion of the video then ends with your standard porno facial shot.

After the facial Joe doesn't even allow Vicci to wipe his genetic material from her face before taking her back over his lap for more spanking. The spanking is harder this time around and it is apparent that Vicci is having a tough time with it. Towards the end Vicci begins to cry and the spanking is stopped soon after this. Vicci is asked if she is OK a couple of times and all she is able to murmur is that she is and "Get it over with". To end the video Joe applies a copious amount of lotion to her bottom and takes his time rubbing it in.

I haven't seen the Hollywood production of "The Secretary", but this amateurspankings.com production is supposed to be their take of the movie. It features a nice looking brunette in the title role of the secretary and a male who we do not see on camera. It begins with Claire doing a little work around the office before she invariably gets in trouble for messing up a big account. As usual, the woman starring in a spanking video decides to take a spanking instead of getting canned. I still think it would be kind of funny to shoot a video is which the woman decides that she would rather get fired, but I'm afraid that sales wouldn't be all that good. Anyways, Claire bends over the desk and the hand spanking begins on her miniskirt before proceeding to her panties. Claire is then made to fetch a ping pong paddle which is then used on both her panty clad and bare bottom. When we finally get to see her bare bottom we are treated to a nice, full-figured, round butt. It is very womanly and has a nice jiggle to it as she is spanked. The ping pong paddle scene makes up a good portion of the video.

After the ping pong paddling scene, Claire is made to spread her butt cheeks apart in the signature Amateurspankings.com move. She then goes across the spankers lap for some hand spanking and another round with the ping pong paddle. The last spanking of the video has Claire bent over a chair taking 25 good licks with the ping pong paddle.

I just want to add my two cents about Wild Party II. Another great film from Rigid East. Very harsh and methodical punishment. Just the way we like it. All of the women were good looking, fresh and willing to take a good caning. The canner was also in the first Wild Party video and did a good job on all of the babes. I think he worked a little to fast and could have slowed the pace some, maybe next time. The downside to the movie was the subtitles. I really don't give a shit about following the conversation and the text kept popping up just when things were getting interesting and blocked a lot of good shots of kicking legs and feet. I think we all know that regardless of the conversation beforehand, things are going to end up with a bunch of pretty girls getting their asses caned. The dramatic BS leading up the to cane work could be shortened to allow more caning time.

This latest offering in the Headmaster series provides a rich and varied feast fully capable of sustaining its sixty minute running time. With five girls each receiving 30 strokes, and every caning applied in accordance with new techniques imparted by a visiting Inspector - he comes from the Germanic sector of the Austro-Hungarian empire, and it shows - this film rivals, and even surpasses, Wild Party II.

What will turn out to be the worst day of the headmaster’s life starts innocuously as he opens a parcel from abroad, delightedly clipping the stamp for inclusion in his collection, to discover a French martinet which looks fearsome enough. Trouble starts when five laughing pupils erupt into his room, sent there for giggling in class. A dose of the new martinet is the obvious cure, but when it is applied to the first of the quintet, played by Sara Robertova, a pert, dark eyed brunette, it disappoints, as did the tawse and the birch in earlier episodes, like them, lacking any cutting edge or sharp knots, and wielded by a practitioner who is really only at home with the "Austrian" cane as he calls it. The headmaster, perplexed, is pondering what to do when in steps the Inspector.

Both before and after his arrival we are introduced to a new prop, a mediaeval style chastity belt which Robertova’s father has wisely procured for her, not so much for protection from illicit intercourse, an unheard of activity for a young lady in those days, but to prevent self-abuse. We share the Inspector’s close and intimate inspection of this device (which despite its purpose looks rather sexy on Robertova). It, at least, meets with the Inspector’s approval: as he vehemently informs us, self-abuse causes infertility, frigidity, nymphomania, and total degeneration (a message certain young female persons who link to these pages would do well to heed before it is too late).

However, little else pleases the Inspector, especially the discovery, when the girls undress for their punishment, that the school has been harbouring what we would now call a "pre-op transvestite" who dashes from the room clutching a protuberance which, while much dreamed about in an academy for young ladies, should never actually be exposed in such an establishment.

The Inspector then has to demonstrate to a rapidly wilting headmaster how to apply the cane with, as the subtitles put it, "rhythm and vehemence". Robertova is used as the demonstration target and the three who follow her, and we the audience, benefit from the maxim that practice makes perfect, as we watch three girls screaming "prosim, prosim" or "mama, mama" in response to thirty strokes apiece designed to teach them a lesson they will not forget. The Inspector congratulates the headmaster on his speedily acquired expertise in the new technique, but when the pupils leave he gives him a proper dressing down for letting standards slip, and not being strict enough. Even the canes are badly maintained, and as for the whipping bench (which Robertova propels all round the room under the impetus of the Inspector’s rhythmic and vehement strokes) is a disgrace. (And so it is: if the headmaster himself cannot find the time to sort it out, surely the Lupus carpenter could spare five minutes to bolt it securely to the floor.)

This would be a fine movie on its own up to here. Occasionally in the past Rigid East/Lupus have spoiled things by adding on an anti-climax, but not this time. The headmaster, having got rid of the Inspector, sits in fear and trembling, wondering if the next step in his career is to be a one room village school, when in comes another pupil reported for failing to do her homework. The headmaster has been so affected by the Inspector’s criticism that he stands and shakes hands with the girl as if she were an equal. Fortunately he soon recovers himself, realising that if he is to retain his regime the time has come for disciplinary regime change. From now on he will be at least as strict as the Inspector demanded. If ten strokes was enough for forgotten homework in the past, now it will be 25 strokes, with five extra just to make sure.

The pupil, played by Veronika Velka, is a beauty too, fair of face, with a fine figure, and a splendidly whippable bottom. (The studio can take its choice: rumour has it that girls queue at the doors in the hope of landing a part, no matter how sharp the chastisement will be. With school and judicial corporal punishment now universally banned in the European Union it is good to know that an ever growing coterie of young women who will be around for some time are being introduced to its educational benefits, keeping alive the folk memory for future generations).

The headmaster applies the cane to this first victim of the new rules with a zippy sharpness which soon produces on a hitherto untarnished target a glowing three dimensional reproduction of the stars and stripes in an area where we would not normally expect to find the flag, bringing this entertaining, amusing, but seriously instructive, movie to a fine climax.