September 2001 Reviews

It's been almost a year and half since I ordered any of the "Red Assed Lap" dancing series, so I decided to check out the three newest titles, Volumes 13, 15, and 15. Out of the three, I enjoyed Volume 13 the best so I have decided to review it first. This volume sticks pretty close to the rest of the series in that each of the girls model some lingerie and suck on the occassional banana before the OTK action begins. The first girl that we are introduced to is Brianna. She is a cute little blonde with a killer body. The Red Hot Man lures her across his knee on the premise the he wants her to model some panties in this position. It's not long before the hand spankings begin and the model learns first hand what the OTK position is really for. At the beginning of the spanking she is wearing a black thong and a dress-like piece of lingerie. The pace is fairly rapid and the amount of force is what I would consider moderate. The sheer number of swats that land must have made it a painful experience for Brianna though. A couple of minutes into the spanking a nice looking brunette walks by the motel door and stops to listen. Throughout the spanking the camera cuts back to her listening at the door and laughing at what Brianna is going through. For me this is the next best thing to having a witness at the session. Brianna is very vocal and screams quite a bit throughout the session. Near the end of the session Brianna starts to cry. This is a great segment and I would rank it in the top three spankings I have ever seen in a Red Hot Video.

The second girl featured is Rhiannon who looks like your typical blonde porn actress. She has a nice body but has a huge tatoo on her back. She begins the session wearing a black bra, garter belt, nylons, and thong. These all come off about half-way through the spanking. This scene has the typical set-up and is all hand spanking in the OTK position. It also features picture in picture in segments so you can watch Rhiannon's face and butt at the same time. Like Brianna before, Rhiannon is also very vocal constantly asking the Red Hot Man to "stop it", and "let me go", etc. Rhiannon's session is about as hard as Brianna's and she ends up crying at the end. The tears are much more visible here as you can see her mascara running. This scene is almost as good as the first one.

The third and final scene features Stefani Weaver. Stefani is an average looking red head who shows up to do a lap dance, instead she ends up doing an entirely diffent kind of lap dancing OTK style. All of the modeling sequence that precedes most of the other segments is skipped here and the action begins immediately. Stefani is not nearly as vocal as the other two girls and she seems to take the spanking pretty well. Like the second scene this one also features picture in picture in selected segments. It also features a black haired woman who looks somewhat like Elaine from "Seinfeld" listening at the door. As usual the Red Hot Man does not reveal his face. The camera accidentally captures it a couple of times here and RHV pixeled it out like they do when you see someone interviewed who is in the witness protection program. Who knows, maybe the Red Hot Man is in the witness proctection program and can't have his face exposed. The spanking in this scene is pretty good although it doesn't match the other two.

The first scene of "Sneaky Tiki" is entitled "Whacking for Hacking" It begins with a short explanation of why Tiki is being punished and Dallas' method. His method consists of having Tiki stand in a bucket full of hot water. He then uses a defoliant glove to remove all of the dead skin with the object of making her bottom more tender. There's not much point to describing Tiki since one word is sufficient, cute. Dallas by the way is a fairly handsome guy and the two of them make a very nice couple. Tiki is supposed to get 87 strokes with the leather strap but I lost count and imagine that she got a lot more. The strapping is very hard just like all of the discipline in DST videos and Tiki's bottom is soon bright red. After each set of ten strokes with the strap Dallas pours hot water over Tiki's bottom to make it hurt more. I just love the site of a wet bottom being spanked. Tiki finally calls an end to the strapping saying that she can't take any more. We next find her positioned over a stool. Dallas continues to wail on her in this position giving her a lot of licks. The only thing that she really says during this is for Dallas not to hit her too low when a couple of swats land on her thighs.

The next scene is entitled "The Paddle Parade" and it begins with Dallas wearing only a pair of running shorts sitting in a chair. He takes Tiki over his knee and has her choose from a variety of wooden paddles and bath brushes. As usual he goes to town on Tiki's bare ass with the implements and uses each for 30 to 50 strokes before having her choose a different implement. Before he begins using the second paddle, a large wooden oval paddle, you can here Tiki whispering for him to be easy. If what he gave her was easy I would hate to see hard. It is by no means as hard as the paddling that Tiki got in "Schoolgirl Blazer" but I'm sure it had to sting like hell. After a very long OTK session Tiki is made to lean against the wall and even more paddling is dispensed.

The third segment is called "Valentine's Day" and it is composed entirely of caning. It seems as though Tiki had not been a good girl in the week prior to Valentine's Day so Dallas gives her a caning for her present. She is instructed to lean against the wall with her hands above her head and count each of the 63 strokes that Dallas gives her with a large bamboo cane. This is a very severe caning and you can tell that Tiki is really feeling it. Only about ten strokes into it her beautiful white bottom is covered with red tram lines and she clenches her buttocks together after each stroke. After 60 strokes Dallas applies some lotion to her bottom to help ease the pain before she takes her last three. After all of this she is then taken over the knee for a hard hand spanking.

The fourth scene is entitled "Spanking A-Go-Go" and it starts off with Tiki OTK being beaten with a long handled bath brush. During this we see Tiki kicking her legs around quite a bit which is unusual. She usually stays very still during her punishments. Next we find Tiki laying over a bed wearing a black bra, thong, and boots. Dallas uses his belt on her giving her a large amount of swats. The highlight of this is a great face shot where we see Tiki's grimacing face and her asking Dallas to "do it lighter". After the face shot Tiki's thong is lowered and she takes even more licks on her bare bottom. This is one of the best belting scenes that I have witnessed. Unfortunately for Tiki the belt was not the end of the scene. She is then taken OTK and Dallas uses the bath brush on her again.

The final scene is "Mop & Glow". In it we find Tiki cleaning the kitchen wearing only a red shirt. I wish I could find a woman who would come and clean my apartment dressed like that. Hell, I just wish I could find a woman who would clean my apartment period. I'm not the best of house keepers and my apartment is in a perpetual state of disarray. Tiki must not have been doing a very good job because Dallas immediately makes her lean against the wall and begins using his belt on her. This scene is not as long as the others but the belting that Tiki endures is still nice.

This video won the 1997 Adult Video News award for Best Specialty Tape - Spanking. I have to wonder who does the voting. This is at best a fair tape. There is a lot of spanking in this video but the action is just average and the players are not all that attractive. The video begins with Lauren disciplining her husband for making a pass at her sister who is living with them. Lauren is the blonde on the right in the photo. Her husband Micki, is a regular actor in the Kane video line. He is a 40-something male and a bit overweight. Not what you would consider handsome. Lauren works Micki's bare ass over with a variety of implements including a flogger, a birch, and the cane. Her strokes are fairly hard but scene just didn't do much for me.

The second scene features Micki getting even with Lauren's sister Kelly. He begins with a OTK hand spanking and then progresses to using the flogger on her as she bends over the couch. Kelly has a decent ass and a average face. She does a nice job of shaking her butt though as she is spanked. This is just another average scene as is the fourth which features Gavin, who appears on the left side of the box, Micki, and Lauren. Gavin is a middle-aged woman and really doesn't do much for me. I'm not sure what her transgression was but she ends up getting spanked by both Micki and Lauren. They take turns working her over with all of the implements used earlier on Micki. I like the idea of a man and a woman spanking another woman but this video didn't pull it off. It's a decent scene but nothing special.

The final scene of the video centers around a lost lottery ticket. It breaks down into everyone spanking everyone until it is found. It starts off with Micki hand spanking Lauren while the other two girls watch and laugh. Micki leaves to go look for the ticket and Lauren takes over as the disciplinarian. She flogs both girls, the highlight of which is when she makes Gavin straddle Kelly so that she can spank them at the same time. It's a nice position but unfortunately they are both wearing their panties. Micki then returns and Gavin and Kelly are forced to flog each other. The action is weak here. The final spanking of the video occurs when Lauren discovers the missing lottery ticket in Micki's pocket. The women pull his pants off and begin spanking him at the same time.