September 2003 Reviews

This is a review of a website series of punishments of a single girl. While the site has plenty of pretty girls and spanking, most of the site is organized toward getting video sales of the films that they make. The site does, however, have a couple of areas that are unique to the site, and features the stars getting a variety of punishments that range from school type spankings to the somewhat severe type that you would expect out of Rigid East or Realspankings in their more intense sequences. The sequence in this review is one of Nicky Montford getting the school paddle for an offense of vandalism. She is asked to tell on the othergirls that were supposedly involved. This sets up a progressive type spanking sequence with the school paddle used as an implement to extract the information. Nicky Montford, who is rather nice looking, is made to remove her shorts and underwear and lean over a desk. When she refuses to give the names, she gets five hard, slow swats that she counts out. The first swat leaves the bullseye pattern that is normal from a hard blow with the wooden paddle. From there things get a bit more intense. By the third swat there are little red dots all over her ass, and her breathing shows her pain, as does her facial expression. By swat five it is clear that this will be a long ordeal. When asked to give names, she again says no and here come ten more with the wood on her bare assets. The first five of these are given slow and hard with a pause, then the next five are fast and hard. She counts them. She sucks in the tears, but barely as her ass quivers in agony. Now the bullseye patern is prominently displayed and the rest is turning red and purple from what is becoming increased bruising. It is apparent that the bruising is getting pretty deep, and surface blood vessels are showing up bright red. The red flecks are everywhere now.

A third refusal to name the other girls results in an additional fifteen swats. These are all given fast, and are not quite as hard as the first two sets, but there is plenty of damage from them. She counts them out with some difficulty. By the end she is obviously sore and sucking in the tears. Her ass starts to loose the clear bullseye by now, replaced by all over red and purple. It is a deep bruising now, and looks very sore. The fourth refusal gets twenty more hard swats, but again not quite as hard as the first two sets. These are given hard and fast while Nicky tries to count them out. She struggles to get the numbers out. Her sides heave with pain and it looks like she is right at the limit before breakdown. By the end she can still talk, but just barely. Her butt is one large deep bruise. Her ass quivers. She cannot hold position, but gets back down.

She says that she has no names to give because there are no names, and gets her twenty five more with that board! This time she looses it after the first five or so land on her ass, and she blurts out a few numbers here and there, but her voice is cracking and she is gone! He stops for a few seconds at number twenty, then delivers five last VERY hard whacks that send her off the edge! She does not speak from here on and it is clear that she is out of control. While she does not openly cry, a tear or two meander down her face. Her ass is swollen and all purple now, having replaced the bullseye with purple, and having a blister on her right cheek that looks about as painful as they come. Any significant additional whacks as hard as the last five would have resulted in possible bleeding! She stands up, quivering ass and all and pulls on her white undies very carefully, contrasting a bright red blister on her right ass cheek that looks as angry as they come.

On her way out, she is told that if she is late to detention she will get additional swats.

This rates as an intense paddling sequence that is not for everyone. It seems clear at the end that Nicky is past the limits, and does not talk because she cannot find the composure to do so. Her butt is fried. It is more purple than the results of the hard whippings that Jennifer of Realspankings.com has done.

This sequence merits the cost of joining, and we should collectively storm their gates until they release the whole Nicky Montford group on DVD and VHS!

"A Week in a Noisy Household" is one of the more recent releases from Lupus Pictures, and in my opinion, one of the best videos they have produced. This is a domestic style spanking video set in a house with three unruly daughters. They are all punished during the course of the week and the big finale comes on Saturday when they are each caned for their number of demerits. The video begins with a very small, young looking blonde showing off a trick she learned in gym class despite being told not to by her father. She falls from her handstand kicking her sister in the stomach. The punishment is a bare bottom hand spanking from her father who bears somewhat of a resemblance to Russel Crowe of "Gladiator" fame. The handspanking is short but effective.

After some filler material where demerits are marked on the board for the upcoming caning, one of the brunette daughters gets in trouble for poor marks at school. She is made to go to the bathroom and soak a pair of panties in the sink and then return for a belt spanking. She is bent over the corner of a table for a hard belting. Most of it is on her panties, but eventually they come down and the final portion is given on the bare while her mother holds her hands down. The belt gets used again when the blonde drops a dish on the floor and is made to kneel on the kitchen floor with her dress up while the father beats her with the belt. Halfway through the belting the father has to answer the door because the oldest daughter is locked out. She needed to go to the bathroom but could not get in the house in time and had an accident. While she goes to the bathroom to shower off the blondes belting is finished up. The father then comes into the bathroom and has the oldest brunette daughter bend over the bathtub wearing only a t-shirt while he beats her with a hairbrush.

The next punishment is witnessed by the TV repairman. The younger brunette comes home with a log book that is not up to par and it taken over the father's lap for a beating with a wooden spoon while the mother and the repairman watch. It is a good, hard sequence and plays on the embarassment factor well. The older daughter who could not hold her bladder is then brought in and her diaper clad bottom is then shown to the TV repairman.

Friday night the oldest daughter is caught kissing a boy in the street. The parents make her strip and the mother inspects her to ensure that she is still a virgin. With this out of the way she is placed in the diaper change position with the mother holding her feet high in the air while the father beats her with switches that she had collected earlier. The switching is severe and leaves her bottom well marked. She then kneels in the den for the remainder of the night.

Saturday is the day when all of the demerits are tallied up and each daughter is given the appropriate number of cane strokes. The blonde is the first to strip and go to the bathroom to urinate, which is shown, before returning to bend over a chair for 19 hellacious strokes on her incredibly small bottom. At the end she is crying and is made to kneel while the first brunette goes through the same process of stripping and going to the bathroom. She is then bent over the chair for 27 vicious strokes. The highlight of this caning being the way her thighs start to shake uncontrollably. Finally it is the last brunette's turn. She goes through the same process as the other two girls and gets 18 strokes of the cane. This is on top of the already severe switching that she had just received.

A bonus scene of a punk rock girl getting belted follows. The girl has red, green, and black hair, but has a nice bottom so her appearance is easy to overlook. At first he jeans and panties are pulled down and and her father goes to town on her ass with a belt while she is bent over a bed. She screams a lot and occasionally breaks in to a smokers coughing fit. After the belting she is stripped nude and layed over the edge of a couch for a hand spanking. The belt is then brought back into action and she is placed on all fours with her head between the fathers knees while the belt is layed on with zeal. She apparently does not enjoy this at all as she struggles a lot and continues to holler.

As the title suggests, "School Punishment in Russia" is a school themed video. The setting is an authentic classroom and there are three students along with a female teacher. The teacher was featured in Volume 26 and is known for her zeal in wielding a switch. The three students, a blonde and two brunettes have also appeared in earlier Nettles videos. Less than two minutes into the feature, one of the brunettes gets in trouble and gets five swats with a leather strap on each of her hands. The swats are hard and the woman reacts accordingly. The two brunettes are sent to the headmaster's office where they are given notes instrucing the teacher to deal with them. The blonde is not seen any more after this and makes it out of the video without getting punished.

The first brunette returns to the classroom for her punishment. She is made to lie on two desks with her skirt down and panties up while the teacher selects a wet switch and begins the punishment. The switching that she gets is extremely hard. The strokes are laid on so hard in fact that after the switch hits her bottom it continues on with such force that it slams into a chair sitting beside the desk. The woman is able to maintain her position throughout the ordeal but is not able to maintain her composure. About halfway through the 25 to 30 strokes she breaks down and starts to cry, a lot. At first we just see tears but as the punishment progresses her mascara starts to run down her face. At the end of the switching her butt is a mass of red stripes. She is then made to kneel in a chair with her dress up while the second brunette gets her due. The second brunette is given the same treatment and we see the same results. Again the switching is vicious and the woman ends up crying and her ass is shaking.

The plot behind Volume 19 is essentially the same as the other videos from the "Red Assed Lap Dancing" series that I have seen. Three women come into a hotel room one at a time to model some clothes, develop an attitude, and end up getting a hard bare bottomed hand spanking. The first victim, I mean woman, is a brunette beauty named Julie Simone. Julie has long hair, a medium sized bottom that jiggles as it is spanked, and a cute face. Her modelling career doesn't las long before she is over the Red Hot Man's lap with her dress up getting spanked on her bottom which is clad only in a thong. As an interesting touch to the scene, Julie kind of keeps her shoes on. When I say kind of, I mean that the shoes actually fall off of her feet but the ankle straps hold them on her leg so that they swing back and forth as each swat lands. For any of you who have seen one of the previous videos in the series, you know that the Red Hot Man does not need to use an implement. He has these huge hands which can cause plenty of damage all by themselves and he uses them to great effect. Only a couple of minutes into the ordeal, Julie's ass is pink and small bruises have already begun to appear. This doesn't slow down the action at all and Julie's panites come down and her breasts spill out of her top as the spanking progresses. Julie is quite the fighter and struggles throughout the spanking, a couple of times biting down on the spanker's jeans in all to apparent pain. About two thirds of the way through the spanking Julie's top is removed so that she is fully nude. The punishment ends with Julie writhing on the floor and the Red Hot Man having a glass of red wine.

The second sequence features Jill Cannon. Jill is one of the most beautiful women yet to appear in a Red Hot production and according to the web site won the "Best Butt in Texas" contest. After seeing her assets she has this Texan's vote. Jill also has a Yahoo group and a reader emailed me her comment which appeared in the group about making this video. I'm paraphrasing since I deleted the email, but she said something to the effect of "Yeah, I did the video. I needed the money. I absolutely hated it and will never do it again." Jill's scene begins with her modeling some lingerie which showcases her large breasts and sweet little bottom. It is then time to get down to business as she goes across the Red Hot Man's lap for 12 to 15 minutes of intense hand spanking. The action begins on her purple panties and progresses till she is nude. During the time that it takes her butt to turn red and purple we get to hear Jill's numerous grunts, groans, and general comments about how much she hates what is taking place including plenty of swearing.

The last woman featured is Sybil. She looks like she is guilty of some pretty hard living and is a peroxide blonde. She also has a large tattoo over her left breasts but this is hidden during all of the spanking action. As is the modus operandi in RHV videos, Sybil's spanking begins over her lingerie and progresses until she is spanked while fully nude. For those who enjoy seeing all of a woman's assets, Sybil's build provides lot of opportunities. A couple of bonus features are included here with the picture in picture feature being used and another woman listening at the door apparently enjoying Sybil's whole ordeal. Sybil, like the other two women, is very vocal throughout the spanking, squeeling and groaning almost the whole time. With most of the RHV series, the third spanking is usually the worst. It's not the case this time around, with Sybil taking a very nice hand spanking. The hot woman listening at the door is one of my favorite elements that RHV incorporates into their videos and I think adds a lot to the production.

Scene 4: Nico, a new woman to the spanking scene makes her first appearance in this segment. I'm not sure what Nico's reason for getting punished is but she is first put in a corner with her jeans and and panties down. Dallas then has her remove her jeans and panties, places her in the OTK position and wets her bottom. She is then given three great hand spankings with time to kneel by the chair displaying her red bottom in between each. We get to see tears during the very first hand spanking and more follow in each successive round. For a hand spanking her bottom turns a very deep pink and purple as though this is not something that she does on a regular basis. The last punishment that she takes is five swats with a small wooden paddle while her hands are tied above her head. This time around the paddling is not as hard as Dallas usually gives and I was somewhat disappointed.

Scene 5: The smoking Raven, who appeared in Part 2 of "Real Punishment" makes her first of two apprearances in the "Wet" video at this point. If you have seen the second "Real Punishment" video, then you know that Raven can take on hell of a spanking. When she first comes in the door Dallas has her remove her top so that we get a look at her great rack and has her pull down her jeans so that her bare bottom is exposed. She is then taken to the bedroom, bent over the bed and has her bottom sprayed down. Dallas then uses the same strap used in the previous scenes to totally bruise Raven's bottom in a fantastic scene.

Scene 6: This scene is the required caning scene and it has Scarlet on the receiving end. The caning is done on the wet bottom with Scarlet wearing only a thong and it is extreme. Dallas lays the strokes on with a lot of force and it is readily apparent that Scarlet is feeling each and every one of them. Four different canes are used and Scarlet's bottom is wetted down after each series of ten. Scarlet cries over the course of the caning and at the end her bottom looks like you would expect after undergoing 40 hard strokes. The caning here is just as intense as anything you will see from the foreign producers.

Scene 7: Raven makes another appearance at this point in the video. The spanking action start out with two intense hand spankings while she is in the OTK position. Her bottom is wetted as required before each of them. Raven is then taken OTK again and takes a ton of licks with a small wooden paddle. These are of moderate intensity but they are given quickly and there are so many that it looks painful. At the end of the paddling I noticed a few tears running down Raven's cheeks. Raven's final spanking is with a large bath brush. Over 100 quality licks are given to end the scene.

Scene 8: The last scene features on of my favorite DSH performers, Tanya Hyde. In this one Tanya's wet bottom is bent over a bed and Dallas takes full advantage of the position to deal a ton of hard swats to it. After only a few swats Tanya is crying and continues to throughout the punishment. This woman can take a great spanking and her bottom bears witness to it at the end. This is one of the best out of some great scenes in the video.

I loved this one. DSH has put out some great videos in the past and continues the tradition with this one. The technical quality is a little bit better this time around than it was in the last two videos and I enjoyed the DVD format. Unfortunately at $85 this video is very expensive. With the VHS version running at a more realistically priced $65 I don't think most people will opt to go with DVD even though it has a much longer life and better quality.

Dallas Responds to the Review: Thanks for the review- although for you to say that a 90 minute DVD is only worth the same amount that video purchasers pay for a 45 minute DVD's is way out of line. Will, I guess you would have to produce a video to understand that the quality of my video comes from the quality of the talent I use. Do you even know how expensive models fees of these type models to take this kind of punishment is? For you to say - this dvd is expensive because you can get other dvds for 65.00 is like saying " Don't purchase that Lexus everyone- there are so many Jetta's out there for so much less.

Boatdrinks Response: I'm sorry if you took what I wrote in the review to say that the video was not worth what it is priced at. I agree that it is well worth it for the type and amount of action that is on it, and I think I got that across in the review. I don't have any idea what the talent cost is, but I imagine that it is very expensive for the type of content that you produce. My best estimate would be between $800 and $1000 dollars per girl per scene. I know that you have to sell a lot of videos just to break even. My comment was meant to say that I think a $20 difference between the VHS and DVD format is a bit much. I like the DVD format a lot better than VHS and would spend the extra cash to get it. However, I'm looking at what others in the industry are charging if you want the DVD format instead of VHS and it ranges between the same price and $10 more. That is what I based my comment on.

I will post your comments with the review to let people know how you stand on the subject. I will also clarify that I don't think that the video itself is overpriced but that I believe a $20 difference in formats is a bit much.

Unlike most of the videos I review that almost stricly feature spanking, "Pain 83" is what I would consider an S&M video that focuses heavily on spanking and caning. The dialogue is all in German but in this type of video it is the action that is important and not the dialogue. The video is set in a prison and the two players are a mid 50's male warden and a 40 something female prisoner. The woman has an average look to her and has a large, round bottom. The action begins with the woman bending over a table and lifting her dress to reveal that she is wearing black silk panties. The warden then proceeds to smack her hard with his hand. The black silk panties then come down and the woman has a black thong on underneath. The hand spanking continues for a very long time before she is handcuffed to the bars of the cell. In this position the warden applies a leather strap to her in a very long segment bringing even more color to her already red bottom.

After the woman is released from the handcuffs, she is made to bend over the table and the warden produces a thin red cane. He then lays on a lot of hard strokes, so many that I didn't even bother to count. This level and amount of cane strokes are not usually seen in most S&M videos because they use the time to attach nipple clamps and pierce a variety of things taking time away from what most of us would like to see, good, quality spanking. Even though this woman is most likely very experienced in the S&M scene, her facial expressions and screams made me think that this is a little more intense level than she usually plays at. After the caning is over the woman's thong is removed and she is layed on the table for a hard strapping. The S&M aspect of the video then creaps in when the warden pinches and twists the woman's breasts. This is fairly brief though and before you know it she is on all fours on the table getting beaten with a thick cane. After a lot of strokes she changes position and is kneeling on the floor with her head between the warden's legs while he continues to go to town on her upturned bottom. I'm not sure how many cane strokes were given in this last segment, but there were a lot of them. The video then ends abruptly after the caning is over. After this there are 35 minutes of previews but most of them are for S&M type videos that feature some spanking along with a lot of other activities that I'm not really into.

This release from Realspankings.com brings together two of their most popular actresses, Jessica and Brandi. Since you are most likely familiar with them I won't go into the descriptive details. Scene 1 starts off with some kind of problem about the phone bill. An off camera Lady D informs the girls that they will be spanking each other. Jessica gets to do the spanking honors first so Brandi is made to strip down and go over her lap for a couple of minute hand spanking. Jessica then strips and they switch roles with Brandi givnig Jessica about the same amount of swats she got. Neither of the girls spanks as hard as Lady D but they certainly are efficient enough to give each other's bottoms a healthy pink glow. There are not many things more erotic to me than two beautiful women spanking each other and this scene fits the bill perfectly. After the hand spanking is over Brandi leans against the fireplace while Jessica delivers 15 light swats. It is then Brandi's turn to give the strapping and her 12 swats are significantly harder. After the girls are done with each other, Lady D steps in and has them both assume the lunge position. She then shows them how a strapping is properly done using a large leather paddle. The strapping is hard and I love the position because it showcases both girls assets nicely. The girls both take about a dozen swats each.

Scene 2: Lady D comes into the girls bedroom to find them still fighting about the phone bill. First she pulls down Brandi's jeans and panties and makes her kneel on the floor. She then pulls down Jessica's jeans and panties and places her over her knee for 150 or so good swats with her hand. Jessica then takes Brandi's place and Brandi gets the same treatment that Jessica got. I thought it was a nice touch that the girls were made to watch each others spanking. After Brandi's spanking is done both girls are made to lean over the bed while Lady D continues to lay on the hand spanking.

Scene 3: The spanking starts out right away in this scene. Brandi and Jessica are made to pull down their jeans and panties then lay over a large footstool. Lady D then takes advantage of their position to dish out a long, hard hand spanking to each of them. Two good camera angles are used her with one of them concentrating on the girl's butts and the other on their faces.

Scene 4: When this segment begins we see Jessica, Brandi, Trish and Jill sitting around drinking. Of course Lady D busts them and finds the alcohol in Trish's purse. Mr. M is then brought in to help out with the punishment. Lady D has all of the girls remove their pants and panties and then takes Jill OTK for a nice hand spanking. After it is done Jill transfers to Mr M's lap and Brandi takes her place on Lady D's lap. The remaining girls then follow, with each of them being spanked by Lady D and Mr. M. The grand finale of this scene is Trish taking 34 extreme strokes with the belt from Lady D. Trish is positioned in the middle of the room and made to lean over and grab her knees while the other three girls watch the action. Lady D does not hold back at all of delivers each of the 34 licks with intensity.

Scene 5: In this one it is back to just Jessica and Brandi. To begin the sequence Jessica pulls down Brandi's jeans and panties and takes her over her lap for a hand spanking. After a very long spanking Brandi is allowed to get up and get dressed again while Jessica strips down. She then goes over Brandi's lap for an equally long hand spanking.

Scene 6: It looks like this scene was shot immediately after scene five. After Lady D tells us why they are to be punished, Jessica and Brandi strip down. Mr. M then places two chairs back to back and has Brandi kneel over them. He then uses a small leather paddle to color Brandi's bottom an interesting shade of pink and purple. I really liked the camera angle that focused on Brandi's face because you could see her perky little breasts swinging with every swat through a good portion of the very long strapping. After Mr. M is finished with Brandi, Jessica takes her place and goes through the same ordeal getting almost 100 more swats than Brandi got.

Although a couple of the Realspankings.com videos have harder spankings than this one, "Jessica & Brandi Punished Together" has some intense spankings. The two stars of the video are among my favorite actresses at the studio and do a great job in this one. The technical quality of the video is as good as any in the spanking industry. The camera angles used capture all of the action very well including some great face shots. I'm still waiting to see a Realspankings.com video that I don't like. If they continue to make them like they have been then I doubt I ever will.

The Disciplinary Files
Produced by: APK Media
Review by: NaughtyGirl
Spankings: M/F
Written by: Paul Jackson, Kenny Walters, and Andy Nixon
Format: Magazine
Published: 2003
APK Media Web Site

Let me start by congratulating APK Media on the presentation of this magazine. It is clear that a lot of work and thought went into it. It is well put together, appealing to the eye and made of durable paper, not likely to be easily bent or ruined. Its small size (that of an average paperback) makes discretion easy. Also adding to its appeal, is the tasteful cover which manages to be provocative and innocent at the same time. The quality of the writing ranges from passable to excellent as does the originality of the storylines. Overall, this magazine is a very worthwhile investment, especially for those of you with a particular taste for the naughty schoolgirl fantasy.

About the stories: In Front of the School (By Paul Jackson)

I feel that I must start at the end of the magazine and work my way back as the last story presented is far and away the best of the four. I loved it! The magazine is worth it for this one story alone. The quality of the writing is not just good, but exceptional. The feeling of intrigue starts with the title and doesn't stop until the very satisfying last line where the reader cannot help feeling gratified. What makes this story stand out, is a true opportunity to know and empathize with the characters. The premise is that a sixth form girl named Stacey is going to be caned in front of the three hundred students and all the teaching staff of her coed high-school. Her offense, not immediately named, is so heinous as to have justified only the third public caning in five years and the sole public caning of a girl in twelve years.

The word that sums up the mood of this story is “anticipation” and the reader feels it as much as anybody, as the focus shifts from the mixed reactions of the students waiting for the assembly to begin, to the opposing views of various teachers and staff members concerning the poor girl's plight, and finally to the thoughts of pretty, blond Stacey herself as she awaits her fate. It is from Stacey's thoughts that the reader finally understands what her crime was and while it is naughty enough to justify the caning, the circumstances surrounding the crime, make it impossible not to empathize with the poor girl. The description of the caning is breathtaking. Being a female, I felt I was with Stacey every step of the way through her ordeal, and I found myself wishing that Tom, who is Stacey's crush, innocently at the center of her troubles, would get his act together and be the voice of reassurance and perhaps even the: “. . .shoulder to cry on,” that Stacey so longs for. Alas he is an eighteen-year-old boy who cannot rise above his hormones:) Very well written! This story really leaves nothing to be desired. I highly recommend it.

A Prefect's Humiliation (By Kenny Walters)

This story was second to the end and my second favorite of the four. The quality of the writing is also outstanding and the description extremely vivid. The intoxicating power of control is evident in every line of the story, starting with the opening, “Come!” The story manages to put a different and interesting spin on the old theme of the schoolgirl fantasy as two girls (a prefect and a headgirl) engage in a battle of wills, putting the innocent Fay Evans in the middle. There are two slipperings, beautifully described and a caning which will leave you clenching your own backside and feeling glad it wasn't you. The end is something of a surprise and a little out of line with the headgirl, Vanessa's, character. This is not a bad thing at all, just food for thought. The reader is not quite sure if catty Vanessa has learned her lesson, or if revenge is still at the forefront of her mind. Perhaps it is a mystery to be unveiled by a sequel in the second volume of The Disciplinary Files? I would love to see what trouble these girls are headed for next. Will it be Sara or Vanessa that finally gains the upperhand? Interesting and well written, this story has the greatest potential of the four for a sequel or even a continuing series.

The Visit (By Paul Jackson)

This story disappointed me somewhat and in my opinion does not live up to the quality of the other story by Paul Jackson. First of all, the story is told from the point of view of a visitor who does not have a name or a personality or even a reason for being at the school. Unless we are being asked to believe that it is truly a fly on the wall who is telling the story, as suggested by the opening line: “Picture the utopia of being a fly on the wall in the headmaster's study.” If this is the case, while acknowledging the originality of the idea, I have to say it just doesn't work. If it is not the case, then the reader has no idea at anytime who this person is, how he gets into the headmaster's study, whether the girls or the headmaster know he is there or what business brings him there in the first place.

The story does begin nicely with a vivid description of the headmaster who appears to be in a real temper about something. He dismisses no less than eight girls from the assembly of students before him with orders to, “. . . report to my study.” The reaction of the students to this event is once again nicely captured and an atmosphere of anticipation established as the eight girls obey and stand whispering as they await the headmaster's arrival.

From here on, however, the story becomes anticlimatic. The crimes of the first six girls when finally revealed seem a little too ordinary to have caused such a dramatic reaction from the headmaster. Not that they are not punishable, they are just not very original. A couple of girls had been caught smoking, one had skipped detention etc. . . . The story would have been more powerful, I think, if it had focused solely on the two older girls whose joint crime is more serious. The other punishments are so numerous and so much alike that it is hard to care by the time the two older girls finally get their due.

These two punishments I must say are very well described and bring a spark of life back to the story. Other nice elements of the story include the presence of hand canings (many of them) for those of you who have a particular interest in that type of punishment, and different points of view that are once again presented effectively as the reader first hears the talk of the girls outside of the study and then glimpses the scene within. The thing that really saves this story, however, is the little twist at the end which is refreshing and cannot fail to leave the reader chuckling.

Lunchtime Shoplifters (By Andy Nixon)

I have to say, I just could not get into this story. The quality of the writing was passable, but not great and just as video quality can interfere with a viewer's enjoyment, so can mediocre writing interfere with a reader's enjoyment of a story. There was very little originality involved with this plot. It was a very standard version of two schoolgirls being caned. The punishment is meted out for the crime of petty theft committed against Tom Richards, the store owner, who witnesses the punishment and from whose viewpoint the story is told. In this case there is no opportunity to get to know any of the characters, other than Mr. Richards, who is utterly unlikable. The canings are described nicely and the reactions of the girls are very believable, but Mr. Richard's private thoughts are constantly popping up, interfering with the flow of the story. There is also a heavy reliance on puns and cheesy cliches. For example this line followed the headmaster's order that Natalie Appleyard, the more petulant of the two girls, having uttered a curse during her caning, should write out lines and turn them in the next morning: “Natalie Appleyard was probably just realizing that she had received lines in more sense than one, he (Mr. Richards)thought to himself with an inward smile.” In the end, this is a stereotypical male fantasy, told from the point of view of a stereotypical male. It focuses on the physical features of the girls, and the description of the canings and little else. Anyone who is looking for straightforward fantasy material uncomplicated by plot or character development will not be disappointed.

Overall, I definitely recommend this magazine. Read it from back to front and enjoy!!:)

Tasha's Rude Return To Daddy's Knee
Produced by: Scarlett Hill
Review by: E. Tilley
Spankings: M/F
Starring: Tasha and Richard
Produced by: Unknown
Directed by: Unknown
Edited by: Unknown
Format: VHS
Produced: Not listed
Running time: 30 minutes
Scarlett Hill Web Site

Two actors, named Tasha and Richard, in a flat one room setting and an unimaginative plot. The theme is a father spanking his daughter for rude and saucy disobedience. I don't prefer the father-daughter scenario, but you can find time for this age-play, because Tasha's merit is established when her pants finally come down.

Tasha, an attractive young brunette, angers Richard by dressing sloppily for a luncheon appointment they have. After an ineffective verbal admonition, he takes her OTK for a handspanking on her jeans. No harm done. He goes to get a paddle; she kneels up on the couch for a series of short sharp strokes, still on the jeans. This is effective, because a lot of her very nifty real estate gets attention. Finally, finally, she is made to take the jeans down and the paddling continues on black panties. OK, OK, she agrees she'll change into more appropriate clothes.

She's back in a nice slinky silk dress, very ladylike, but she's still grousing with Richard. So it's OTK again; she laughs through this session as her dress is pulled up to show beige silk panties. The handspanking recommences--we are a full 18 minutes into this tape. There are probably some repeat angles. I did not care enough to chart the variety of "Oh, Daddy's." At last, the panties are pulled down to the correct half-mast position for 12 more minutes of concentrated spanking. This is a small, tight, perfect bottom.

After some bare corner time, Tasha bends over the chair again and Richard ceremoniously removes his belt and gives her about six stingers; they hug and it's over.

Warlock's Revenge
Produced by: Lupus
Review by: UK Reviewer
Spankings: MM/F and M/F
Starring: Multiple actors and actresses
Written by: Pavel Stastny and Thomas J. Marco
Produced by: Michal Valasek
Directed by: Zbysek Podhajsky
Format: VHS and DVD (PAL fomat only for DVD format)
Produced: 2003
Running time: 1 hour
Lupus Web Site

This Lupus Films production is obviously a follow-up to Fairy Tale, one of Rigid East’s last, and most successful films, but there is no need to prepare for the disappointment often encountered in a sequel: it is at least as good as its renowned predecessor, and provides us not only with two sound canings, but a novel birching as well.

The setting (a 13th century Czech castle) and the costumes (which might loosely be described as "operetta mediaeval") place this tale at a time in history when the whip and the torture chamber were the main instruments of justice. Only Adela Valkova’s maid’s outfit, which she seems to have retained from the 1920s Glamour of Old Times, is a little out of period, but when she, a "wanton", and the princess, are stripped for what they are about to receive we confirm that the proper costume in which to undergo a whipping, the naked body, is timeless in its appearance - and anyone who would criticise the maid for exhibiting less than perfect shaving when she is upended for her caning should remember that this production is set at a time when the products of Gilette and Wilkinson Sword had yet to be discovered.

The problem which gives rise to these thrashings is the refusal of the princess to accept a local Warlock’s offer of marriage. In revenge he renders tasteless all the salt in the little kingdom, and consents to renew his offer, and restore the condiment to its natural state, only if the princess is first thoroughly caned, a fate neither she nor her father the King is willing to contemplate.

The Court Chancellor advises however that as the Warlock has somehow got himself confined to a picture frame (in which he moves two-dimensionally, reprising Harry Potter’s album) they need only hide the princess and whip the maid in the dungeons until her screams echo throughout the castle, thereby hoping to convince the Warlock that it is the princess who is in agony.

This subterfuge fails but not before we have seen Adela Valkova both stretched on the rack and subjected to water torture (neither of which are genuine of course - while an actress may submit to a whipping which is genuine but will cause no permanent damage, other mediaeval punishments have to be simulated). As these produce no screams she is then birched and whipped, but only moderately, and it is not until she is placed on her back, wrists, waist, and ankles restrained by ropes, legs splayed wide, and a rough dark coloured cane efficiently applied to her bottom and thighs, that a vocal response is obtained. Her cunt (apologies to those of a delicate disposition but this word is well founded in the Old Norse kunta, and there is no other respectable term, whether mound, vagina, labia, etc, which adequately encompasses the whole intimate area) is prominently exposed, and some will be certain that it soon glistens under the lights, and others wonder if the thigh strokes which bridge it do not once or twice make contact with its lovely lips.

Her bottom hole is opened too, but not permanently as it winks in time to the sting of the cane and the clenching of her buttocks.

A further attempt at convincing the Warlock that the hidden princess is being caned makes use of the "wanton", a voluptuous young thing who is kept in a cage in the torture chamber, face masked and and hands tethered in a "scavenger’s daughter". She is dragged naked to the palace courtyard and made to straddle the angular spine of a wooden donkey to receive a thorough birching with sharper and more authentic looking birch bundles than have previously been seen in Rigid East/Lupus productions. These soon produce a very raw bottom, but it is her "riding" technique which will entrance the viewer: she clenches her buttocks in response to the birch, thereby concurrently relieving the weight on her nether lips at the front which are wrapped about the sharp edge of the mount, but as she unclenches and sinks down, these said lips creep a little forward, and then back as she clenches again. There is can be no doubt that the sobs with which her torso heaves are genuine.

Thankfully, whatever impression this may make on the viewer, it makes none on the two-dimensional Warlock, and at last we see the beautiful Terezie Versela, playing the princess, naked and tied face down along a bench for a sound caning administered by Pavel Stasny who plays both the King and the executioner. She has a splendid bottom just made for whipping and we soon see its smooth surface scarified by the rough cane which embeds some of its splinters as a more lasting souvenir. And her rampant nipples confirm that the cane stimulates more than just her conscience.

All three whippings proceed until the skin is just broken, a stage which ensures a nippy sensation long after the original sting has subsided. There is therefore much satisfaction for the connoisseur and his or her patience will not be tried by the story line which is nicely paced, provides a little amusement here and there, and allows time to anticipate the next punishment. This production can be thoroughly recommended.

The Kane Assignment
Produced by: Kane Productions
Review by: E. Tilley
Spankings: MF/F
Starring: Paula Meadows and Anne Proto
Written by: Unknown
Produced by: Unknown
Directed by: Unknown
Format: VHS
Produced: 1980's
Running time: 55 minutes
Kane Productions Web Site

A minor classic , starring an actress who pseudonym is Paula Meadows, known as the artist who has illustrated and edited for the JANUS magazine family, published a few delicious collections, has a few naughty films to her credit, and a working website. She is fascinated with and has chronicled every nuance of that portion of the anatomy which brings us here today. This is the only spanking performance of hers I've found so far (patrols are still out), and it is a beauty, because she is a beauty, possessing both a gorgeous bottom begging for a spanking and a non-stop, bubbling, infectious, good-time girl acting style. This is an oldie by slick current CP standards, but Paula is so much fun and such a devil here, she must be noted.

We open with Anne Proto waking up in bed with her boyfriend Harry, who does photogrpahy for KANE Magazine. Anne sleeps in the nude, and when she slowly gets out of bed, aah, you'll get repaid. She nuzzles Harry awake, and in the midst of a morning grope we're offered a detailed look at Anne's memorable bottom. We learn that there is to a be a magazine photo shoot shortly with "someone special in the CP scene." The doorbell rings and it is Paula Meadows, who turns out to be a good friend of Anne's (we soon see how good!). After pleasantries, Harry takes Paula's coat, which she's kept clutched close to her throat and, little devil, didn't you suspect it, she completely naked but for garter belt and stockings. Boing! Nice fuzz, and Paula twirls and hold to show us what she calls "the famous bottom," and you can see why. Anne and Paula go up to a bedroom and paw through a valise Paula's brought, full of naughty implements. Anne gets naked; Paula loves what she sees; and what follows is 10 minutes of detailed, playful, enthusiastic and intentionally photogenic lesbian play, with lots of emphasis on the rearview.

Harry's look at Paula when he took her coat has made him impatient to his hands on her, so he yells to begin the photo session. The girls return to the studio. Paula has put on an S&M leather-and-chain affair which thankfully covers nothing important. In this century you'd want to spank the hell out of anybody wearing an outfit this silly. Paula know it. Her bottom seems to wiggle independently of the rest of her body. Paula eagerly drapes herself over a padded box; Anne proceeds to spank her hard with a leather spanker, a flogger, and a tawse, creating a rosy glow and some measurable welts, while Harry rushes about, clicking away. Harry gets excited, demands he needs more "oompf" in the shots, and with a crop, steps in and scores a few of the most intense zingers so far, to Paula's wiggly gasps and to our pleasure. "I'm going to give you a 100 lines---count them."

They take a break and step away for a drink, from typical British cut glass tumblers. Two mostly naked girls, one with red buttocks, and a guy. Funny sight, not your normal cocktail hour. Some more lesbian fun ensues; Harry joins in, gets a playful spanking himself, and we conclude. but maybe the camera kept rolling for a video of another sort.

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